1. How outspoken are you?
a) If someone's got something to say to me, by God, I'll give them a piece of my mind!
b) Meh, I speak my mind, but others have a right to their opinion, too
c) I'll say my piece, but if it's going to hurt someone, I'd rather keep my mouth shut
d) Bah. Nobody cares what I think anyways

2. How do you deal with the world?
a) I react to things as I see them, in a logical and straightforward manner
b) I do whatever it takes to protect that which is important to me
c) I try to make people happy
d) I try to make sure everything works perfectly, as it should

3. How do you solve problems?
a) Trial and error; I'll go with whatever feels right first
b) I work everything out in my mind or on paper, and when I'm sure I fully understand what I'm doing, I'll implement the solution
c) I jump right in and start trying things, based on what I've tried before
d) I'd rather see how somebody else handles a similar problem, and try to adapt or improve upon that solution

4. Do you work well with others?
a) Certainly! The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
b) I'll do my part, and I'll make sure everybody on the team does theirs, whether they like it or not
c) A team? Great! Less work for me!
d) I'd rather work on my own. No idiots to deal with that way.

5. How's your diction (how you speak)? For example, are you more likely to have perfect grammar, or to not be understood at all?
a) *disgusted look* You just used a split infinitive!
b) Huh? What j00 talkin 'bout, bro?
c) *scowl* English may not be my first language, but at least I can make myself understood. Which is more than I can say for SOME people here.
d) I make about as much sense as FLCL does

Relationship

6. Would you rather be the predator or the prey?
a) The predator! I love the thrill of the hunt!
b) I'd rather be chased than chase; The element of danger makes the hunt so much more thrilling
c) Either-or. I'm like...ambidextrous or something
d) Excuse me? A relationship is not a hunt, it is a mutually sharing experience!

7. Would you prefer a mate who is sweet and innocent, or dangerous?
a) Definitely sweet and innocent. It's so much fun to corrupt the pure
b) I'm sweet and innocent. I want somebody else like that
c) I want to be with somebody just as dangerous as I am *evil grin*
d) *blush* Well...part of me wants to be corrupted...

8. How important is appearance?
a) *drools*...Um, could you repeat the question? I was staring at your...NEVERMIND!
b) Well, it's not the most important factor, but there's still got to be some attraction, or it just isn't going to work
c) As long as s/he's not horribly ugly, I'm OK
d) It doesn't matter at all

9. How elusive (picky about mates) are you?
a) I pick and choose my mates very carefully. Face it, bub, you don't have a chance
b) I'm a little picky, but I'll give anybody a chance
c) If we get along well enough, we might as well take matters a little further
d) I'd screw a pile of rocks if I thought there was a snake in there

10. Public Displays of Affection (PDA's):
a) Awww, that's cute
b) Whatever.
c) What people do in private is their own, but it doesn't belong in public
d) *pukes* GET A ROOM, or I'll get a hose!

Moderation
Note: If you are not a moderator, pick the answer you would choose if you were a moderator, or else just choose option d)

11. What's your position on spam?
a) It's everywhere, it's gone TOO FAR, and it must be eliminated at all cost!
b) There's a lot of useless crap posts, but we shouldn't go too far in combating it, or we'll lose members
c) I don't believe in spam. Lame jokes, maybe, but at least people are trying
d) I'm not a moderator, and I'd rather be SHOT IN THE HEAD than play the role

12. What's your stand on potty mouth?
a) There should be a zero tolerance policy towards profanity. It's not acceptable
b) I don't have a problem with it, but I think it shows a lack of intelligence (or at least creativity) on the part of the speaker. They can't think of a logical argument, so they use nasty words instead
c) !@#$! yeah! I love to swear!
d) I'm not a moderator, and I'd rather be SHOT IN THE HEAD than play the role

13. What do you think about flaming?
a) Zero tolerance. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all
b) I can understand that sometimes people have a bad day and need to vent, but if it happens very often, something will have to be done about it
c) So what? Some people deserve it!
d) I'm not a moderator, and I'd rather be SHOT IN THE HEAD than play the role

14. You're browsing the forums and you come across a spam thread from a fellow staff member. What do you do?
a) I close it, of course. That's what you do to spam threads
b) I will confront the spammer and ask him/her to stop setting a bad example. Spam from members is bad, but spam from staff is clearly unacceptable
c) Gleefully participate, of course!
d) I'm not a moderator, and I'd rather be SHOT IN THE HEAD than play the role

15. How strict or lenient are you?
a) You get ONE warning, and then you'd better shape up
b) Three strikes, you're out
c) I don't want to step on any toes...I'll PM an offender as many times as it takes to reform the behaviour without losing the member
d) I'm not a moderator, and I'd rather be SHOT IN THE HEAD than play the role

Gamer Culture

16. Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
a) Watashi wa YAMERARENAI n da!
b) Chotto...demo mada jouzu ja arimasen.
c) Ummm...*fakes it* Watashi no atama ni..ahiru ga arimasu yo. (Note: This means 'there is a duck on my head')
d) I have NO idea what the hell you just said.

17. Which of the following games do you like the BEST?
a) Final Fantasy I
b) Final Fantasy VII
c) Newer stuff...I've never played that old (S)NES crap
d) Chrono Series

18. Which anime do you prefer?
a) I don't watch anime
b) Something you've NEVER heard of, no doubt. Screw all you dubbies and your trendy cartoon network crap
c) Eva, DBZ...whatever's on CN is ok
d) I like to see a little bit of everything

19. Eyes on FINAL FANTASY?
a) I don't play FF anymore, I just come to EoFF for the community
b) It's all about the games, baby. I still play FF1.
c) I only play Final Fantasy because of the forums now
d) I've got my copy of FF28 pre-ordered.

20. Pick the word which appeals to you MOST
a) Soda
b) Pop
c) Bruckner
d) Spam