CROSSFANDOMGO! is teh battlecry in #eoff to trigger the following responses:

foa → FOABI_WAN_KENOBI → FOABI_WAN_KEFKA

rubah → PADAWANALLIE → ALLIEKIN

kirobaito → CASMÉ → EMPEROR_KBPATINE → K2B2

strider → DARTH STRIDER

CloudDragon → GAY_JAR_JAR → GENERAL_GAYVOUS → EMPEROR_PALPAGAY → GAY_YODA → C-GAYPO → GAY_SOLO → BOBA_GAY → GAYCE_WINDU → FINE_HO → LUKE_GAYWALKER → GAYDO → LANDO_GAYRISSIAN → QUI_GON_GAY

lenna → PRINCESSLENNA → PRINCESSLEINNA

Neel → LANDO_NEELRISSIAN → NEEL_SOLO

Notable lines From the National Towel Day Performance: (May 25th):

[23:25:19] <RubyLapiz> BOYCOTT THEM MASTER FOA
[23:25:24] <foa> I AM TRYING
[23:25:27] * Aexoden sets mode: +hh RubyLapiz foa
[23:25:29] * foa uses Force Suggestion
[23:25:29] <RubyLapiz> YAY
[23:25:30] <foa> YAY
[23:25:35] <RubyLapiz> JEDI POWERS
[23:25:52] * Strider was kicked by foa (Die, Sith!
[23:26:01] * Kirobaito was kicked by foa (You too! )

[23:26:25] <Strider> I shall have my revenge!
[23:26:29] <foa> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:26:38] <RubyLapiz> STRIDER IS A SITH
[23:26:40] <Strider> Hey, you said I'm a Sith.
[23:26:47] <Strider> Sucks for you, huh?

[23:27:00] <foa> I'll just have to pretend you're Darth Maul instead of Darth Sidious.
[23:27:03] <foa> And KEEEEEEEEEEEEL you
[23:27:07] <Strider> Please.

[23:29:49] <Gay_Jar_Jar> I'm Jar Jar
[23:29:52] <Gay_Jar_Jar> and I'm gay
[23:30:02] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Go back to being a Senate intern!
[23:30:06] * Darth_Strider hacks Jar Jar in two because he's cool like a Sith and stuff
[23:30:11] * Gay_Jar_Jar has uber gay sex with Darth_Strider
[23:30:11] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> This is no place for… Jar Jars!

[23:30:59] <Alliekin> stpu master foa
[23:31:03] <Alliekin> DARTH KENOBI
[23:31:07] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> NEVER
[23:31:10] <Alliekin> ALWAYS

[23:31:40] * Emperor_Palpagay uses lightning dark side attack on you all and you all die
[23:31:47] * Alliekin steps in front of the lightnign!
[23:31:50] * Emperor_Palpagay then has sex with all your corpses
[23:31:51] * Alliekin is keeled
[23:31:56] <Darth_Strider> I don't die. Dark Side 4eva! lolz
[23:31:57] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Oh CRAP
[23:32:04] * Emperor_Palpagay then has sex with all your corpses
[23:32:08] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> She was supposed to balance the force!
[23:32:14] <Alliekin> FENIX DOWN
[23:32:17] * Emperor_Palpagay then has sex with all your corpses
[23:32:17] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:32:18] <Alliekin> !!1
[23:32:21] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> CROSS FANDOM GO!

[23:32:37] <Gay_Yoda> force not make one gay!
[23:32:54] <Gay_Yoda> the force you must use for good
[23:33:17] <Gay_Yoda> to learn the ways of the gay, the gay side use you must

[23:35:16] <C-GayPO> I am C-GayPO human homosexual relations
[23:35:34] <C-GayPO> where is that hot little R2 when you need him?

[23:36:10] <Gay_Solo> Chewy, come're
[23:36:15] <Gay_Solo> I need a quickie

[23:36:54] <K2B2> Weeeeeeeeeerr
[23:37:38] <K2B2> Zap zap Beera beeera zort
[23:37:46] <K2B2> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:37:53] <K2B2> WHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:37:57] <Gayce_Windu> Just cause I'm black
[23:37:59] <Gayce_Windu> doesn't mean I'm gay
[23:38:01] <Gayce_Windu> wait
[23:38:03] <Gayce_Windu> I am gay
[23:38:15] <Gayce_Windu> sexually!
[23:38:17] <Gayce_Windu> ooooooh
[23:38:23] <K2B2> Beep beep beep (“You're Samuel L. Jackson, you can't be gay”)
[23:38:33] <Gayce_Windu> No, I'm gayce windu
[23:38:35] <Gayce_Windu> played by
[23:38:36] <Gayce_Windu> chris tucker
[23:38:40] <Gayce_Windu> not sammy

[23:38:41] * Darth_Strider ruins all y'alls shit
[23:38:46] <Darth_Strider> SITH RULES!
[23:38:47] <Alliekin> Oh, I don't think so.
[23:38:51] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi dodges… Jedi Style
[23:38:56] * Alliekin looks for her lightsaber, and paints it red
[23:38:59] <Alliekin> BWAHAHA
[23:39:01] <Alliekin> PLOT TWIST
[23:39:02] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> …
[23:39:07] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> wtp, Alliekin?
[23:39:08] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> wtp.
[23:39:15] <Alliekin> *twists plottily*
[23:39:21] * Alliekin lightsabers Foabi_Wan_Kenobi
[23:39:28] <Alliekin> You are old!
[23:39:29] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi dodges, jedi style
[23:39:35] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi gets out her light saber
[23:39:46] <Darth_Strider> Come with me to the dark side
[23:39:46] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> I might be old, but I taught you everything you know!
[23:39:54] <Alliekin> STPU OLD CHICK
[23:39:56] <Darth_Strider> Siths get all the fine hoes
[23:40:00] <Alliekin> *tries to lightsaber you again*
[23:40:02] <Alliekin> thankyou strider
[23:40:04] * K2B2 gets all the hawt astro droids
[23:40:14] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi dodges Jedi Style
[23:40:18] <Alliekin> dangit
[23:40:22] <Alliekin> you will die tonight old chick!
[23:40:26] <Alliekin> IT”S BEEN FORETOLD
[23:40:40] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi lightsabers
[23:40:45] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Foretold by who?!

[23:40:48] <Luke_Gaywalker> Daddy?
[23:40:51] <Luke_Gaywalker> Or should I say
[23:40:53] <Luke_Gaywalker> mommy?
[23:41:02] <Alliekin> HAY GAYWALKER
[23:41:05] <Alliekin> I am j00 mutha!
[23:41:07] <Luke_Gaywalker> :D
[23:41:08] <Darth_Strider> Recognize your father… beetch.
[23:41:13] <Luke_Gaywalker> rrreaaly?
[23:41:16] <Alliekin> Rly.

[23:41:50] <Gaydo> I shot first!
[23:41:51] <Gaydo> I did
[23:41:54] <Gaydo> I mean, I really did
[23:41:57] <Gaydo> cumshot that is

[23:42:16] <Darth_Strider> Oh, I thought you were messin' up Lando. No one gays up Lando, because Lando is the shit
[23:42:19] <Darth_Strider> He's my main man

[23:43:01] <Alliekin> Princess.
[23:43:03] <Darth_Strider> Your lack of respect is disturbing.
[23:43:06] <Alliekin> You will inform us of the rebel movements.

[23:43:18] * Alliekin lightsabers Foabi_Wan
[23:43:35] <Alliekin> I reject your teachings, old chick!
[23:43:42] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi light sabers Alliekin

[23:43:47] <PrincessLeinna> OMG
[23:43:49] <PrincessLeinna> i just realised
[23:43:54] <PrincessLeinna> Anakin falls in love..
[23:43:56] <PrincessLeinna> with Leia..
[23:43:56] <PrincessLeinna> ;o
[23:43:59] <K2B2> EWWW
[23:44:00] <Alliekin> . . .
[23:44:02] <K2B2> I mean, uh..
[23:44:03] <Alliekin> wtp.
[23:44:03] <K2B2> BEEP
[23:44:05] <Darth_Strider> Wha?
[23:44:06] * PrincessLeinna moves closer to Alliekin ;p
[23:44:12] <Alliekin> SILENCE DAUGHTER
[23:44:21] <K2B2> WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (“You're HITTING ON YOUR DAD”)
[23:44:29] * Alliekin lightsabers leinna

[23:44:46] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi Force throws Darth_Strider
[23:44:58] * Darth_Strider drinks a glass of lemonade and lands on his feet, beverage intact
[23:45:05] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> wtf
[23:45:09] <Darth_Strider> Sith, bitch!
[23:45:11] <Darth_Strider> Sith!
[23:45:13] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Sith's are allergic to lemonade!
[23:45:15] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Who are you!
[23:45:21] * Darth_Strider pumps his chest!
[23:45:32] <Darth_Strider> You saw Phantom Menace! Ray Park!
[23:45:50] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Well, you're aware that I'm supposed to beat you down now and cutyou in half, right?
[23:45:52] * Darth_Strider busts out some acrobatics
[23:45:55] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> After you kill my master.
[23:46:02] <Darth_Strider> Like hell. The movie sucked, I rule
[23:46:05] <Darth_Strider> I'm gonna live
[23:46:13] <Qui_Gon_Gay> I get light saber'ed up
[23:46:17] <Qui_Gon_Gay> by Darth Maul
[23:46:19] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Oh, stfu red guy.
[23:46:26] <Alliekin> hay qui gon!
[23:46:29] <Darth_Strider> You just watch
[23:46:31] <Alliekin> ur lyk my hero, dude
[23:46:33] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi light sabers you in half cause Ewan McGregor is hot.
[23:46:42] <Alliekin> ho noes~
[23:46:44] * Darth_Strider puts up those forcefield things to put a lot of distance between you and me
[23:46:57] * Darth_Strider and then makes you WAIT UNNECESSARILY
[23:47:05] * Alliekin mucks about in a space ship~
[23:47:07] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi waits UNNECESSARILY
[23:47:08] <Alliekin> doop doop
[23:47:10] * Darth_Strider preps his dual lightsaber in the meantime
[23:47:14] <Alliekin> KABOOMY!:DD
[23:47:18] * Darth_Strider and puts on some muzak
[23:47:22] * K2B2 locks Luke's x-foils in attack position
[23:47:27] * Darth_Strider checks the batteries
[23:47:27] <Alliekin> WRONG
[23:47:30] <Alliekin> BAD K2
[23:47:35] <Alliekin> you're with me :o
[23:47:37] <Alliekin> in SPACE
[23:47:38] * Darth_Strider drinks a cup of Gatorade
[23:47:48] <Darth_Strider> Okay, y'all. Let's get it on.
[23:47:58] * Darth_Strider lowers the forcefields!
[23:48:16] * Darth_Strider stretches out his hand all Morpheus-style
[23:48:38] <Qui_Gon_Gay> anyone feeling lucky?
[23:48:41] <Alliekin> ur dead, Qui_Gon_Gay
[23:49:11] * Darth_Strider stabs Qui-Gon in the face
[23:49:11] <Alliekin> see
[23:49:26] <Darth_Strider> No one can take me
[23:49:58] <Darth_Strider> I am the undefeated champeen
[23:50:06] <Darth_Strider> Sith rules.
[23:50:09] <MeganTheFeisty> That TOTALLY DOESN'T COUNT
[23:50:19] <Alliekin> dun worry foabi wan
[23:50:21] <Darth_Strider> I didn't kill you yet
[23:50:30] <Darth_Strider> I killed Qui-Gon
[23:50:30] <Alliekin> all he did was stab qui gon in the face.
[23:50:41] <Darth_Strider> With a lightsaber to… yeah, what Alliekin said
[23:51:19] * Darth_Strider does some calisthetics
[23:52:26] <Darth_Strider> Well, I hate to cut this short
[23:52:34] <Darth_Strider> But I've gotta get goin'
[23:52:38] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Are you DONE warming up?
[23:52:47] * Foabi_Wan_Kenobi cuts you in half already
[23:52:52] <Darth_Strider> Wha…
[23:52:54] <Darth_Strider> Damn it.
[23:52:58] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Jeeze, talk about prolonging the inevitable.
[23:52:59] * Darth_Strider falls to pieces
[23:53:04] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Woohoo!
[23:53:09] <Darth_Strider> What the hell?
[23:53:11] <Darth_Strider> No fair!
[23:53:11] <Alliekin> I blew the droids up like
[23:53:13] <Alliekin> five hours ago
[23:53:15] <Alliekin> get with it already
[23:53:18] * Darth_Strider reaches for his lightsaber
[23:53:24] <Darth_Strider> Don't think you're done with me yet!
[23:53:37] <Darth_Strider> I've still got arms!
[23:53:55] <Darth_Strider> Okay, we'll call it a TKO
[23:54:03] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> You are DEAD
[23:54:04] <Darth_Strider> One of these days, Foabi, one of these days
[23:54:09] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Now fall down that big long tube thing!

[23:54:10] <CloudDragon> help me foabi wan kenobi
[23:54:15] <Foabi_Wan_Kenobi> Help you what?
[23:54:18] <CloudDragon> you're my only soap!

Neel has been confirmed as Lando_Neelrissian. Hsu takes his place as Han_Hsulo Psychotic takes up the role as Emperor_Paulpatine