Member: Dr Unne God
Name: Brian Carper
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Location: OR

Description: Carpie is the epitome of manliness. He is just damn sexy. He has a nice, shiny head(it's still shaven, right? EDIT: “I grew hair.” -Unne) and rugged features.

Bio (by Raistlin): Unney registered at The Highwind EzBoard on December 10, 1999. He has to have been moderator of the FF1-4 forum with RSL. Unne had found The Highwind by doing a FF search via EzBoard's website. He then became the first permanent co-admin when Cid had to leave for like a day and was afraid his precious 20-member board would be hacked by terrorists and then didn't have the heart to demote the old coot when he returned. He was also one of the original admins at tGA, EoFF's unofficial ORPG.

He also HIT ME WITH A FREAKIN' BUS AT TGA. DO YOU HEAR ME? A BUS. IN THE RP. And furthermore, he left my pub when I raised the price on tea by one freakin' credit. And he stole my staff. Damn cheapskate thief.

Unne is one of the most renowned members of EoFF. He has been in many second-account and joke-account names such as Stuffed Unne and dr_unne_is_gay, and the topic of such threads as “101 reasons to hate Unne” and the hilarious competition to draw Brian Carper. And yes, everybody knows Dr Unne.

For a long time Unne was the goofy mascot of EoFF: he stood around looking strange, he was mostly ignored, and every once in a while someone would make him do a dance in order to amuse the crowd. In recent times RSL seems to have taken over that job, against his will you can be sure. Unne has thus fallen to the rank of “old man who sits mumbling to himself in a rocking chair on the front porch with a shotgun on his lap”. Sudden movements and loud noises and change of any sort frighten and disturb him. Unne doesn't necessarily value the “good old days” (see also: Raistlin) so much as he rejects change out of habit. Unne disagrees with people a lot, which some people interpret as wisdom, and most people interpret as annoying. These days Unne can regularly be found in the Feedback forum trying to stop anything that might be called “progress”, and otherwise avoiding doing anything productive, while somehow involuntarily maintaining the illusion of importance.

One of the two winners of the only Lifetime Achievement Award to be given out in EoFF's history, the things I could say about Dr Unne are endless, so I won't say them all. Either way, he's regarded by pretty much everyone who's worked alongside him as one of the greatest admins they've ever known, and he's been a well-loved member of EoFF since the very first day it opened('EDIT by Raistlin: he didn't register until the sixth day, dummy'). A fierce FF1 supporter, he can be serious, he can be kind, he can be firm and he can be absoloutely hilarious if he wants to be. There isn't a single other member of EoFF that can literally ask for his old job back and get it back without a second thought. Shoeshine boy, old geezer, Brian, Carpie or Unnesybuns, no matter what you know him as, you should love the guy for everything he's ever done for EoFF because I'm telling you now, it's a freaking big amount.
_{-Award Guy, Ciddies, June 2004. Dr Unne was a nominee for Best Member-}

And then he got Drunk Tanked.

• Best Veteran - End of Year 2006 Ciddies
• Best Veteran - Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
• MLT Be driving the bus - End of Year 2005 Ciddies
• Best Artist - End of Year 2004 Ciddies
• Best Artist - June 2004 Ciddies
• Most Overrated Member - June 2004 Ciddies
• Lifetime Achievement Ciddie - Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Be a Time Traveller From The Past - Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Be an 83 Year Old War Veteran - Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Get together (with Citizen Bleys - Ciddies V (2003)
• Best Member - June 2003 Ciddies
• MLT Leave and Become an EoFF Legend - June 2003 Ciddies
• Best Member - End of Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Custom Rank - End of Year 2002 Ciddies
• Cutest Couple (with Gareas) - End of Year 2002 Ciddies
• MLT Be George Bush - End of Year 2002 Ciddies
• MLT Get Together (with BOU) - End of Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Member - Mid-Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Male - Mid-Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Veteran - Mid-Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Thread Starter - Mid-Year 2002 Ciddies
• Most Respected Member - Mid-Year 2002 Ciddies
• Best Member - End of Year 2001 Ciddies
• Best Avatar - End of Year 2001 Ciddies
• Most Mature Member - End of Year 2001 Ciddies

Also, see Dr Unne.