The life of Captain Maxx Power can be compared to that of a famous historical figure. He too arrived in the world spouting prophecies at all, before dissapering off the face of the planet for many years before finally returning to convert the heathens to the true way with his revolutionary ideas. Yes indeed Captain Maxx Power is very much like Jerry Springer before him.

Captain Maxx Power comes from England, which is such a neat place to be. He has since become one of EoFF's most (in)famous figures, constantly mocking emoism, putting people down at the first opportunity possible, and generally being downright awesome. Known fans include Loony BoB, Necronopticous, Neel, Psychotic and anyone else who's ever heard anything he's said ever. He himself is a self-confessed Pirate and Red Mage, the first known person in the world to bring the two together to form the mighty Pirate Red Mage Party. He is also known to have several hundred newbie followers, whom he coaxes into his circle of brilliance early on before any of the older members have a chance to do so. He's also known (primarily for his own amusement) to have coined the term “elitism” (see Glossary). Plans for an assassination via shortbread are yet to be disproven. Awards won:

Ciddies:

• Most Masculine Member — End of Year 2006 Ciddies