Real Name: Chad
Screen names: The Dude, chadmonkey, Mr. Mimic, ShlupMullet, FlyingMullet, Flying Mullet, Bantam, Flying Krasue
Location: US
Birthday: July 10
Registration: 04-28-2003

Mr. Mullet was one of eight children born to a poor immigrant family who invested heavily in carrot farming. When times became tough, Mulley's fmaily sold him to a band of roaming gypsies for a nominal fee and Mulley's real adventures began. Through his lessons in guitar, thievery and debauchery, Mulley learned that he was actually the son of a heretic priest who was cast out by the church for uncovering dirty secrets that could undo all that the church has built up and tried to cover up over time. Mulley's father was set upon by knights of the church to extinguish this gifted man's life before he could do further harm to the church and Mulley's father was barely able to give Mulley to the poor farm family before the knights found him and sent him to rest with his Lord. Now Mulley is on a quest to learn about what his father had uncovered and how it can bring down the corrupt church that rules everything with an iron fist!

While whether this tragic tale is real or fictitious is still being debated, there are some facts we know about the one that's also known as Mulley:

• Real name is Chad
• Nick name is Mulley
• Former names are Shlup Mullet, Bantam, fig, The Dude, Mr. Mimic
• Joined the forums on April 28, 2003
• Actually joined a month earlier as chadmonkey and then reincarnated in his current form
• Has been on Site Staff for almost his entire EoFF tenure
• Was a Senior Site Staffer for over a year until he resigned to do whatever it is Mulleys resign to do
• Became a Cid's Knight on April 19, 2008 after narrowly edging out several other exceptional contestants in EoFF's first ever Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight competition
• Loves (and some might say has an unhealthy addiction to) Final Fantasy VI
• Won some Ciddies over the years

Flying Mullet has been a part of EoFF since 2003, and he has quickly become one of its most well-known members. Whether it be through site staff or chat, his wit and boyish charm captures the love of those around him. Married in the summer of 2004, Flying Mullet is expected to move to Texas soon, and if he knows what's good for him, he'll go to Fort Worth.

Flying Mullet, on occasion, enters chat under the name of BarretsPenis and sexually harasses and tortures yuna_elena.

Flying Mullet is also known for his work on his “Figaro Castle” (a home page dedicated to FFVI) and a javascript EoFF RPG.

Also known as Old Man Mullet, or old pervert. He spends his time preying on innocent girls in sims and never get tired of it. He had a pretty cute tummy that turns the ladies on though.

HIS BUDDY WISHES TO TELL HIM THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER MILKING SESSION WITH COWS WITH SIX NIPPLES ONE OF THESE DAY AND HE IS ALWAY HER FAVORITE COW MILKING BUDDY. UNITL NEXT TIME BUDDY. UNTIL THEN!

• Funniest Member - End Of Year 2009 Ciddies
• MLT get Assassinated in Santa's place- End Of Year 2009 Ciddies
• Best Member - Mid-Year 2009 Ciddies
• Best Site Staff — End of Year 2008 Ciddies
• Best Site Staff — Mid-Year 2007 Ciddies
• Best Site Staff — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies