Real Name: Robert Howe
Screen names: TrowaBartonIV, TsukasaIV, Escobar, ShlupBert, Escobert, Psychic Hornet, Bert, TrowaBartonIV
Location: US
Birthday: September 14, 1985 (24)
Registration: 04-03-2001

Bert is like the head chef in Hell's Kitchen. For realz.

Bert, born Bert Magert September 14 1756 was once a giant vampire who sucked the blood of EoFF creator Cid. After this Bert was forced to join the Forum in the late months of the new mellenium. He is to forever be a member or his life will end.

Bert is a member hotter than most. Bert won his first Ciddie in the Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies, after several years of being well-known for his ciddilessness. He should regale the people in chat with his awe-inspiring tales of daring do, but he probably should get back to evil first.

Bert appears to be drifting from places to places recently!

• Most likely to be Homer — Mid-Year 2007 Ciddies
• MLT Sell their car for gas money — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies