Cim

Born in the early Dark Ages he was taught the meaning of the scythe and sickle as farming was his way of life. After 30 years out in the fields, a meteoroid impacted the husks of corn, and he died to do it, thus giving him his power of immortality. Then he fought in the French and Indian War, killed some guys with a tomahawk, his wife died, his son Heath Ledger died as well, and then he got married to his dead wife's sister.

Now he's like deployed in Hawaii for some unknown reason.

Oh yeah, he was pretty decent at Diablo 2.