Name: Bleys J. Maynard
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Location: Canada

Preface (by Bleys) The Citizen Bleys of today has about as much in common with the material presented in this article as a clown shaving a badger has with Mikhail Gorbachev doing the Texas Line Dance.

~Bleys J. Maynard (here ends the self-authored material)

Description: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

Bio (by Raistlin): Bleys originally registered sometime in the early spring of '00 at The Highwind EzBoard as Bastard Son. Aftering spamming up GC with about 8 or 50 Skydiving threads(wtf, really) that got maybe 2 posts each, a thread was made about him in Staff where everyone wanted to ban the bastard (no pun intended) besides Cid. So we kept him around and have regretted it ever since.

Bleys was also a long-time admin at tGA.

Bio (by Rainecloud): Citizen Bleys was once a proud Administrator of this fine establishment. However, Mr. Maynard gracefully resigned from his position some months ago and decided to let someone else take the ball and run with it. During his Administrative reign of terror, Citizen Bleys cut through the EoFF Forums like a hot knife through even hotter butter, and struck fear into the hearts of any members who wished to defy his almighty presence. We all liked him, really, even though he did have that silly avatar with the hood.

As you may or may not know, Bleys' Crotch is a permanent fixture of EoFF. Everyone loves Bleys' crotch, and if you've been a member for over six months, you've probably seen it numerous times by now. The Crotch is something of a mascot to EoFF. Lord knows we'd be lost without it. (It also somehow “mysteriously” managed to replace the forums banner at one point, lord knows how ¬_¬ ~Spatvark)

Citizen Bleys' many accomplishments are as follows: He was a proud member of the famous Goatsecs party in the previous EoFF elections, and his lovely face was even used on the party banner, albeit with some extra inclusions. Bleys was also a proud member of Final Fantasy Republic before it imploded, and if he was dumb enough to post there, we should respect him for managing to keep his sanity. Of course, Bleys has accomplished (and has been a part of) many more things over the years, and if all of those things were to be written down here, you'd have stopped reading this post about three hours ago.

Through all the trials and tribulations of Citizen Bleys, he's stayed here at this fine community. Why? I quote: “Initially, it may have been the staff that drove me and inspired me to do my best as a staff member–but lately–over the past year moreso–it hasn't been the staff that has kept me going. It has been you, the regular average-joe members of Eyes On Final Fantasy. Whatever the staff may do, *you* are the ones who drive the community, by coming back time and time again and posting. Without you, the community cannot continue to function. The contribution of the general membership is often overlooked publically, but I assure you, it is not unappreciated”.

In short, Bleys loves us all, and a select few of us love him back in return.

Bleys-Related Links:
LiveJournal
The Stalin Dance

Bio (by Bleys) You're all a bunch of nutjobs and I hope you all perish in flames.

Grumpy ol' man ^__^; <3 Jojo

Agreed with above post. <3 - FuzaSteph

Bleys has two smilies bearing his picture. I am insanely jealous. - Iri Valentine

Bleys is also known for sending boozemail.

I stock Bleys for lunch. (Chemical)

It is also important to note, that wherever he goes, whatever he does, whomever he meets, he wil always be my darling plushiebunny! ^^

Oh, and Raist is a damn liar; he's MINE and MINE ALONE. ~Spatvark

He once said he didn't think I was that stupid, nicest thing hes ever said to me - Baloki

Bleys was the one responsible for censoring the word 'trout' a couple of years back. While numerous other admins have enjoyed playing around with the swear filter, their attempts have been hackneyed and unoriginal. If Bleys were around today, he'd probably grumble about it for a couple of minutes and then leave again. - Cz