Del Snizz was born in the ocean in the year 1391. As a young boy, he enjoyed writing epics, and it was during these writing periods that he began his philosophy of what so many EoFFers call “Snizzism.” At the age of 14, he journeyed to the land of the Philistines, where he challenged the one and only Goliath to a one-on-one duel of epic proportions. With ease, he defeated Goliath and was chosen to be the ruler of the Eastern Hemisphere.

By the age of 609, he had joined EoFF, and immediately became popular with his unchallenged wit and rhetoric. His policy of undiminishing sarcasm, “Snizzism,” has become a constant in the forums, with such phrases as:

• You can't be forced into Snizzism.
• or CAN you?

He is also known for his nicknames for EoFFers, like Aexoden becoming “Paco” and Kirobaito becoming “Mr. Encyclopedia.” His one-liners are great, too, like “Nonconformity is all the rage these days.”

Nowadays, Snizz makes most of his remarks in the chatroom, only venturing into the forums for occassional sarcasm. Though he rarely posts, he is still the undisputed King of Wit at Eyeson and will forever be remembered for his unrivaled ability to poke fun at the world.

See also: Snizzisms

Snizz is married to Jojo.

Easily one of the deeper and more influential members at EoFF. Though you may want to be a cynic, I do sense a weary optimism about you that perhaps what you know and believe can eventually be harnessed and used for the greater good. Each time we talk, I am awed and enlightened. Take care of yourself. -The Captain