Name: Grant Parlour
DOB: 8th April, 1990
Gender: Male
Location of Birth: A small pond outside Dorset
Location of Residence: Newcastle, England

Coming onto the boards with the dazzling wit and charm of James Bond (just not that new one, he's a git), drunkymonkey solidly asserted himself as the best member ever, and while he may sound arrogant (and he finds it very hard to type about himself in third-person, he assures you), it is certainly true that he is stunningly attractive, frightfully funny, and excellent at everything. He has many dark secrets, one of which is that he hasn't actually finished any Final Fantasy games, mainly because, in actual fact (which drunky, which he is affectionately called, tries to avoid at all costs), is a bit rubbish, actually. He can't quite remember a game he was actually good at.

He can normally be found playing a game on either his PC or PS2 (not those horrible Xbox consoles, lord no!), writing his masterpiece (which is called Eggsic, for some strange and unanswered reason), or reading books. Apart from that, he enjoys shooting peasants (he's shot himself in the eye about sixteen times. Make your own conclusions), consuming large amounts of alcohol (this is a lie. He pukes after on bottle of WKD), and eating bananas (again, this is a porkie. He hates all fruit, and would rather eat a biscuit or a six year old cracker he found under his bed).

He'd like to put a good joke here, but he's forgotten it and it was probably rubbish anyway.

PS. He'd also like to make it absolutely darn clear that his name is drunkymonkey. There are no capitals in the name, because he thought he was being innovative and cool at the time (turns out he wasn't, he was just being illiterate), and it is drunk'y'monkey, not drunkenmonkey or anything grammatically correct like that. He's a rebel, so yeah.

Current Status

He is completely and utterly free to roam all the forums without fear of being shot at or called funny names.