edczxcvbnm
edczxcvbnm is an old man who lives in a shoe and eats babies! One of the above is true, the other two aren't. He's fluffy and cuddly and loves using smileys!
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Mr. edczxcvbnm is the most historic scourge to have ever plagued Eyes on Final Fantasy. His careless attitude and vulgar language have been a consistent source of suffering for the staff since he first arrived here, and all attempts to ban him have only made him more powerful. The only way to harm him is to say his name backwards, but to do even that has proved useless as he Unleashes his Fury in debilitating retaliation.
His counterpart is Sephex.
He's edlalalalalalala. :D -fire_of_avalon
Accomplishments
- Winner of Screen Name Tournement
- Created Eyes on YOU
- Obtained Recognized Member Status
- Lost Recognized Member Status
- Lost Signature
- On the Staff
- Banned
- Vote to be on Eyes OFF Final Fantasy Staff
- Rejected being a part of Eyes OFF Final Fantasy Staff
- Suspended
These are all things that have happened despite the obvious contradictions.
Also, we love him because he and Sephex dreamed up the brilliance that is The Polo Ponies [Ponys?] and will write many many more ballards to come. Yes!
Awards
Ciddies
- MLT Be Roadrunner
— Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies - MLT Sell Out
— End of Year 2004 Ciddies - Best Recognized Member
— June 2003 Ciddies - Most Aggressive Member
— End of Year 2002 Ciddies - MLT Be a Drug Dealer
— End of Year 2002 Ciddies - MLT Be Pinky
— End of Year 2002 Ciddies