(registered: masterbating penguin)

I use the name “masterbating penguin” not to offend anybody: It is there for reference only.

From his arrival in April 28, 2005, fsp made an impact at EoFF. Registering with the controversial nickname “masterbating penguin”, many EoFFers thought he wouldn't last a week. However, his name was changed by [unknown admin] to faster skating penguin—a second chance at a successful EoFF life.

All though faster skating penguin started off at EoFF as somewhat of a writer, he would later unleash his creativity upon General Chat. While some EoFFers saw faster skating penguin as a breath of fresh air into the EoFF's humor bone, others saw him as nothing but trouble—faster skating penguin was no stranger to having his thread closed or post deleted. It was his abrasive humor that would eventually lead to him being banned from EoFF.

Though not always considered a serious member of EoFF, faster skating penguin did have his fair share of serious posts. Most of these posts seemed to be about one of his most prominent passions—professional wrestling.
It should be noted that faster skating penguin's professional wrestling preferences lie in AJPW and ROH, rather than WWE.

From the day faster skating penguin's name was changed, he has been searching for the true admin who was to blame. To this day it is unknown to many who the actual admin who changed his name is.

After just over a year at EoFF, faster skating penguin would lock into battle with his final opponent at EoFF: Behold the Void. faster skating penguin started by making a thread deemed by the Cid's Knight as poor taste (a thread which involved race, and is no longer public). faster skating penguin continued to push his luck by making several similar “poor taste” threads, before eventually getting the critically acclaimed perma-ban.