Fonz

Born in 1920 in Ireland, his parents were fortunate enough to immigrate to America in time for the Great Depression, oh joy. As Fonz participated in the end of WWII, he saw the true horrors of war, and what impact it had on the world. As time passed, he was promoted to Brigadier General at the age of 27, very young for such a role. He was noted as bringing a bag-pipe during battles, playing through the explosions and gunfire seeing as how damn funny it seemed to be, and how it enlightened the men.

After the war was over, he retired back to America, and worked as a regular Oncologist for a local hospital. At the age of 35, he was asked to infiltrate Russia, and find intelligence about the Soviets deploying nuclear missiles to outer countries as a sign to oppose the United States of America. This would lead to a direct encounter face-to-face with Putin himself, and which they engaged in a knife fight the world has never seen. After they both gave up, seeing as how it was minutes to midnight anyways, they decided to work together. As pointing out how the CIA had planted a small nuclear warhead in the Fonz's wrist watch, he realized he had been used, to test the abilities of the small device. Time running away, he got on a plane heading to the America's, and threw the watch out of the plane just in time for it to hit a small area known as Chernobyl, which was later disguised as a Nuclear Plant Meltdown.

Once back in the USA, he decided to face Robert S. McNamara himself. Once he sneaked his way in too the Secretary of Defense's office, he was knocked out. After awakening 12 hours later, Fonz found himself strapped to a torture device. Every time he didn't answer a question, he'd get the bejesus shocked out of himself. He saw McNamara, and listened to what he had to say. McNamara stated that through DNA reconstruction, the Fonz had been made with USA funding, and that he was nothing more then their little puppet. McNamara stated that they had planned to let Fonz kill Putin, but it turned that the prototype had failed, so he had to be erased. He then was blacked out by the thousand upon thousands of jolts of electricity flowing through his body.

The War Hero had died.

Or had he…?