Halan, aka Bonnie or BonBon, is a pretty eyed Florida inhabitant that apparently looks uncannily like Citizen Bleys in a dress. (I don't look like Citizen Bleys in a dress, I AM Citizen Bleys in a dress.) Her J is constantly being stolen by Loony BoB. She's cool and she has a skwiwoo in her sig.

Secretly in love with Spaceman Spiff, but won't admit it because he rocks too much.