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I Took The Red Pill


Real Name: Keith
Screen names: braskasfinalaeon, Braska's Final Aeon, I Took the Birth Control, I Took the Candy Corn.
Location: US
Birthday: ???
Registration: 08-06-2005

INFORMATION


He didn't take the blue pill.

Blue pill = Prozac Red pill = Amphetamine

Respectful member of Rocket Pill. *salutes* - Traffic

i think Keith is a cool guy, eh likes Sufjan and doesn't afraid of anything. - Fonz

Deus Ex Machina

Conceived in a elevator shaft in the suburbs of New York, his father knew for certain that he was going to do great things. As time passed, he blew them all away.

Skip to 1997…

Keith concludes that Pluto is not a planet, but decides to not let anyone know about it.

After staring at a the sun for hours, he discovers that it'd be a great for an internet site to display friends on scales based upon how much you liked said person. He pitches the idea to a friend named Tom.

Skip to 2000…

After taking Cal-3, he complies the data, and deduces there will be a terrorist attack sometime in the near future in a major city. He scoff's at the idea.

Skip to April 1st…

Kieth makes the Large Hardon Hadron Collider in the bottom of his basement using: two paper clips, some glue, and an Hydrogen Ion. It's a tremendous success.

Skip to 2003…

He now writes all of Stephen Hawkins's speeches.

Skip to 2005…

After proposing the idea of quarks in his Raisin Bran Crunch, he discovers an internet site made by a so-called “Cid”. He joins it.

Skip to 2006…

Becomes friends with a local named Doctor Kyoto. They begin their construction of the “Black Hole Bomb”.



He took the red pill, obviously, and now he craves for red pills. No one really know why he got addicted to red pills, but as long as you give him red pills, he won't bite, but he might fart. A friend of him, will like to thank him for being her best friend Ki Ki #1.5 and hope they will have more time to catch up in the future!!

KI KI #1.5!!! :kaoclove:



Awards

Ciddies

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  • Best Signature - End Of Year Ciddies 2009
 
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