Jaffar indeed is a member from the heavens with a great charisma and sense of humour, as his posts always abound with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He is great warrior who is true to his friends, you can never go wrong with being alligned with Jaffar. He brings great tales from his land (Arabia), great and wonderous, and is loved by most members. He also has a cousin who he is very loyal too called Ancient Seductress. He is sometimes misunderstood by those who cannot appreciate his brilliance. He does not like the Folly Wizards, and believes that it's best to go by the Axe. And let's not forget the fact that Jaffar is a master of Riddles from his land.

Here are some amazing stories from his land:

Jaffar on alchemy:

Once A Terrable Alchemist Of Only Evil Nature Stood Against The Caliphs Of Long Past Arabia.An Alchemist Who Very Sight Is Harmfull To The Eyes And Wretched Was His Plans.Among The World There Where No Better Men Who Made More Discovery And Sheer Astonshment Then The Ancient Arab Alchemist's.But This One Would Be Of Less Honor,For He Would Go On To Creating A Most Wretched Union Of Men Called The Assassins Who Would Be Assailent To Every One Who Would Cross Paths With The Creatures.Many Brews And Even More Terrabile Potions Did He Make That Turned His Men Into Demons Of Sheer Death And Distruction.He Called Them Flash Assailents And His Potions Brough About Them A Bloodlust That Was Unstopable.Because Of The Strong Brew In Wich He Made His Assassins Would Hunt There Target For Years If Need Be And Strike With A Lightning Speed.His Assassins Unlike The Whole Lot Of Coward Warriors In the World Did Not Use Stealth For If they Where Discoverd The Witness Would Surly Die Instantly.And Many men Did They Feld Unto There Daggers.

Jaffar on sorcery:

SpellCasters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Mount Atlas Is A Mound And A Boneyard Of Mages,Necromancers, And Sorcery Of All Kinds.Long Have My People Slayed The Foul Stench Of Magic A TESTIMENT TO THE MIGHT OF THE AXE!And Better Still A Show Of Pathetic Weakness Of Folly Wizards.How Long Was It That Ako Battled The Egyption Geomancer And How Deep Did His Sword Cut The Magic And Roots Wich Given Him Hold Over The Earth.And How Many Slain Had The Transmuter Found At His Fortress Before He Met The Warrior Janjo And The Cold Axe Eridakee.And Why Hasent Bloodlust Not Been Overcome By Sorcery Yet,Why Has It That Rage Has Not Been Overtaken By Magic,And Why Is The Axe Still Over The Spellcating Of Fools For Indeed They Would Look better In Feathers Hahahahahahhahahahahah What Need For Magic Is There Then GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Jaffar on great warriors:

My Mighty Friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Seen Many Lands And Witnessed Many Battles, Jaffar Has Seen Great And Mighty Warrior's For Every Passing Of the Moon And Rising Of The Sun! Could Then Not One Say That Jaffar Has Surly Been In Many Great Terrible Battle's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But It Is Here That Jaffar Knows Now That This Place Has People Of Many More Lands That Jaffar Has Yet To See, For Then Is There Beaches Not Safe From Jaffar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.Surly Then They Can Account For There Lands And There Warriors As I Swear Jaffar Can Account For Many More Things HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jaffar on vacations:

Hahahahahahahah Hellow My Friends Do You See Jaffar Has Returned HAhahahahahahaha I Swore I Would Scratch And Crawl My Way Into The Greatest Beach This Land Had To Offer And I Have DONE IT.For The Time I Have Been Gone I Have Made My Way Into Hawaie And How Glorious It Was Jaffar Only Could Regret Not Sharing It With His Friends Here Hahahahahahahahaha.This Message Itself Belongs In My Beach New Post But I cant Find It Is Lost.Tell Me However My Friends The Vacations You Have Been To And Perhaps Jaffar Will Tell You Of His Vacation Into The Blue Beaches Of Such Island For There They Are Indeed More Skantly Clad I Think Thats How Monkey Put People Who Are Near Ready Naked HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Worry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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