See Craig.

Jellisaurus was born in 1723 with the name Sir Jello Sauris XII, raised by his Mother, Vernon Kay, and his Mother, who, according to word on the street is, was only a figment of his imagination- not unlike Barney The Dinosaur. Jellisaurus' went to school in Southern France where he learned to talk sheep and dicovered a passion for typewriters. When he was only 231 years of age, his typewriter was stolen by a stopclock with a genuinely gorgeous bottom. As poor compensation, Jellisaurus was given a computer by his friend, who later demanded a packet of tictacs for his kindness. Jellisaurus was on a ninja training course one day when he was kidnapped by a man known as Psychotic, who forces him to post in a beautiful place called EoFF. And that, as we say, is a wrap!

Doesn't go to school.