See Erdrick Holmes

Previously: Akumaou812
Gender: Dude
Age: 20
Likes: Fighting games
Dislikes: Stupid people, idiocy, morons, idiots, dumbasses, fools, bad video games
Real name: Sctolthiem Reinbach III
Girlfriend: Chun-Li

Joel is probably the most misunderstood person on the planet. He has about as many friends as he does enemies. His whole life is spent playing 2D fighting games and he plans on tearing down Sony of America from the inside for being nazi-like about 2D games. A lot of people say bad things about him, but he doesn't care, he's too busy watching hentai and playing Street Fighter II to care. Rumour is currently on the wiz as to Joel becoming an admin. His plans for the future involve moving to Canada, writing sci-fi novels, and probably writing threatening letters to the head of SCEA.

Joel also dislikes Gary aka The Numa Numa Guy and Scott Savol from American Idol for stealing his identity.

Joel is ten feet tall with huge muscles and spiky red hair and glowing eyes and badass scars and the greatest martial arts skills in the world and the final ultimate killing sword, the Bloodeath Talonfyre Demonslay Soulcrush Furyenigma Blade. He has killed thousands of demons and is constantly surrounded by twelve-year-old anime characters.

Another one of his passions is hentai, aka adult anime entertainment (anime porn) and has an unusual crush on Chun-Li from Street Fighter. Maybe this is why people aren't fond of him. Well screw them…

His favuorite video game is probably Guilty Gear X2 #Reload on XBox, a 2D fighter that's like Street Fighter II on speed. That's almost all hee ever plays is 2D fighters, they say he has no depth perception from playing them for so long.

Don't ever say the following phrases around Joel if you want your limbs in one piece:

• Chun-Li's not real
• Mortal Kombat is better then Street Fight
• Aren't you the Numa Numa guy?
• I call the last drumstick
• Don't eat it, it's low fat
• Sephiroth is much cooler then Luca Blight
• Sega can't do anything right
• Hi, my name is MecaKane

• Biggest Fanboy/girl — End of Year 2006 Ciddies
• Most Likely To Fail — End of Year 2006 Ciddies
• MLT Freak out and kill somebody — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
• MLT Murder someone for winning the Ciddie they wanted — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
• MLT Be Fighter — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
• Corniest Member — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
• MLT Get hit by a bus — June 2004 Ciddies
• MLT Get Together (with MecaKane) — June 2004 Ciddies
• MLT Be a Future Winner of a Darwin Award — Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Fall For Bashkar's “I Can't Believe It's Not Sand!” Routine — Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Get hit by a bus — Ciddies V (2003)
• MLT Get Banned — June 2003 Ciddies
• MLT Be a secret second account of another member — June 2003 Ciddies
• MLT Get hit by a bus — June 2003 Ciddies