Real Name: Michael

Birthday: November 3, 1987-1993?

Gender: Male

Location of Birth: Memphis, USA

Location of Residence: Memphis, USA

Laddy is a magical elf who lives in a far away land called Tennessee. Standing at 7' 9”, Laddy-licious is the tallest EoFFer. His degree of metrosexuality is something to be desired, but only few can achieve. He has an eagle eye for spotting fashion faux pas, and never commits any of his own.

Quentin and Francesca, aliens from Neptune, came to Earth in the '80s to observe our civilization. Soon after, they decided it was time to settle down and start a family. Laddy was adopted by the extraterrestrials, and still has no clue that aren't really his parents. Don't tell him though!

Around age eight, Laddy's mother decided it was time to live out her personal dream through Laddy. Francesca always desired to be a beauty queen, and she wanted the same for her son. But, alas! Our dear Laddy is a boy! Rules had to be broken and lies needed to be told. Against his will, Laddy was soon enrolled by his mother into many beauty pageants. Although he didn't like the pageants, Laddy sure enjoyed the cross-dressing.

Laddy is both clairvoyant and has the ability to fly. Despite being very tall, Laddy is very bad at basketball. He makes up for this by displaying the true extent of his athletic ability through figure-skating.

Laddy aspires to one day appear on The Amazing Race with his future partner-in-crime Yar. Also, LADDY'S NAME IS MICHAEL!?! OMG! <3

Laddy, the lad, or the lard. Whichever sounds better. He makes you laugh, he bring joy to your life and he will alway be your lad. This certain member wishes to tell him to stay happy and joyful always and wish to apologize that she had no secrets to share with him. Till next time Laddy Lad.

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