MecaKane

MecaKane is the greatest loser alive, and don't you forget it.

The list of people MecaKane does not hate: -MecaKane -His dog, House

Mecakane was born the result of The Man and a old homeless crazy lady that happened to be sleeping on the corner when it happened.

Kane's life is nothing more than watching TV. He dropped out of college and quit his job so he can watch his seasonal reruns of House, Lost, Desperate Housewives, and Heroes. He refuses to sleep because sleeping means he can't watch TV.

He also goes by the alias of Joel. Under this alias he goes out and stalks people under the guise of a bisexual King of Fighters fangirl who hit on people of the same fandom. He attempted to try and hit on Jojo but was eventually found out. Till this day he still denies his alternate alias.

His hobbies include:

Crossdressing

Mating with animals

Stalking people he claims to hate

Being worthless