Mindfart

Not many present members of EoFF remember Jessie Baxter, known as Mindfart, but her influence continues to the present day of EoFF. Coming from Bastardly Productions, Jessie is the member who gave birth to the EoFF Elections, and no doubt countless illegitimate offspring. She was horribly mean, and once sprayed Citizen Bleys with a hose. Mindfart left EoFF around the time of the first EoFF Elections, and ran in absentia for the Goatsecs Party – she's also responsible for said party's name. Mindfart later married fellow EoFF member from Bastardly Productions, Admiral Konjar, and is presently living somewhere in Russia and no doubt raising an army of grossly disfigured gnomes with Konjar with the plans of coming back and conquering EoFF – and Bastardly Productions – in the name of the Evil Emperor Xygor.

In addition: Mindfart is not to be confused with current member of EoFF, Mindflare. There is no relation. Whatsoever. At all.