Raistlin

Older than Jesus.

The super hero of Eyes on Final Fantasy, the offical scourge of the forum staff, Raistlin is definitely a force to be reckon with. Able to leap tall administrators in a single bound, with x-ray vision to see through staff's bullpoopies, Raistlin has proclaimed himself an Honorary Staff Member for the amount of times he's mentioned in the infamous Staff Forum. Following a brief relationship with administrator ShlupQuack in which Raistlin spurned her for the dirty whore she is, ShlupQuack initiated a vendetta against Raistlin in which she harasses him at every possible occasion. For Shlup's birthday in 2005, she actually banned Raistlin and then refused to unban him! He was banned for nearly 12 hours before a moderator moved him to the EoEO group, and almost 48 hours before his account was finally righted. When Raistlin PMed her to try to discuss the issues in a rational manner, Shlup spurned him, refusing to talk. This goes to show the lengths Shlup will go to take out her anger at the well-intentioned Raistlin, and demonstrates the integrity of Raistlin in that he has not directly fired back, but continually sought to confront the evildoer face-to-face. When that day comes, he will surely vanquish her. For now, Raistlin wanders the forums of EoFF, righting wrongs and rescuing maidens from the pedophilic grasp of the tentacle monster, aka Cid's Knight Kawaii Ryusomethingorother. If you ever have need of Raistlin, you can contact him on his own public message board, aka EoFF's Feedback forum. -The Almighty (a.k.a Not At All Raistlin)

'Update:' With the destruction of his kingdom, the Feedback Forum, the evil Raistlin dragon is wounded and moaning in disdain. The fair members of Eyeson are free… for now. But will it last? As the great Queen ShlupQuack has been restored to her rightful place on the throne, she has vowed to keep the devil who speaks with a silver-ish pig-headed tongue at bay, and when her strength is at it's peak, she will slay him at last. And there will be much rejoicing.

'Update:' The Feedback forum is back, marking a great victory of Raistlin's over the fatty.

Defining Quote (well, of the ones that can be posted in public ;D):

“I'll start being nicer when you start being smarter.”

• MLT be a Stinky Malboro - End of Year 2009 Ciddes
• Most Likely To Lead a rebellion against the Forums Staff - End of Year 2006 Ciddies
• MLT Get hit by a bus - Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
• MLT Be Officially Titled `Unrecognized Member´ - Ciddies V 2003