Spatvark

A mixing of the word “spa,” “tv,” and “ark.” He'll claim otherwise but he's a lying sack of shit.

The driving force and the instigator of numerous EoFF-related projects.

Yes, we “forgot”… ~theundeadhero

What the hell did I ever instigate? I just did the actual work on the hair-brained ideas you sods would come up with XD ~Spatvark

Hi, Spat. Have I ever told you *gets shot in the back of the head* ~Kirobaito

He was going to tell you that he loves you, he always will and he always shall and to prove it he was going to shoot himself.
That's just a random guess mind you!
I love your name, it makes me think of an ardvark that goes round salivating on everybody it passes. ~Little Miss Awesome

Spatty, you receive far less credit than you deserve. * gives lots of well deserved credit * :)