The Übermensch
They who must be obeyed! These are the folks who are in charge over here at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Or at least, they claim to be.
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Papa Smurf
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Back in 1999, some snotty nosed teenager thought it'd be cool to go and create a forum about Final Fantasy. Unfortunately, it succeeded, and here we are today, still blaming this irresponsible git for it all! Of course, now that the site is flourishing and is a resounding success, he's gone and buggered off, fallen in love, and got married! Some people... *rolls eyes*
One of the two new owners of EoFF, WarrenW is the people-person of the duo, always with something to say. If only he'd stop flapping his lips, he might not get in the way quite so much. Someone needs to take a baseball bat to him already...
Lurking in cover of darkness, MichaelC is the second half of the partnership who now own EoFF. Whilst he doesn't seem to actually do anything, he's of Jewish stock, so he's probably holding the pursestrings clutched tightly to his chest.
The Politburo
These are the people who do the actual work around here. Or at least, they're supposed to. Instead, they spend all of their time bickering amongst themselves. All hail the infernal machine!
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Bocobutt
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Some people on staff code lots of page, some create images for use throughout the site, and some just sit on the sidelines shouting supposedly helpful diatribes whilst not actually doing any actual work. Loony BoB is the best at what he does, and what he does is so damn... useless. Not even he knows what he's supposed to be doing around here!
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Poll Dancer
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Roo, the Lecher Poodle, lived by the sea
And wallowed about in a morass of immoral depravity,
Little BoB Chocobo loved that pervert Roo,
And brought him girls and blow-up dolls for naughty things to do!
Oh, and he also has something to do with the site, though I have no idea what.
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
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Spatvark has two talents that are constantly vying for domination: his ability to code an amazing number of pages for EoFF in a ridiculously short amount of time, and his ability to be the most evil, soul-crushing beast on the internet. We're not even sure he's human, but we don't really care, as long as he's spending more time improving EoFF than utterly destroying his enemies.
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Whore-a-licious!
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One of the most prolific news reporters we've had at EoFF, Azar is always quick to ferret out information to go up on the front site. In fact, he's
suspiciously fast. To what lengths does he go to get his info? Let's just say I have my theories, and leave it at that?
The Bolsheviks
The slaves of the Site Staff, these are the people who do the grunt work, whilst the higher-ups take the credit. Gotta keep the man down n' all.
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Defunct Diva
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eternalshiva is our resident graphics guru, responsible for many of the images that adorn the site. She also used to create the game banners for the top of every FF section, and then along came Rinoabella and those images were selected for removal in favour of having one banner to rule them all, one banner to find them, one banner to bring them all and in the darkness ...remove them from the site permanently. Oh well. She's also a total Kingdom Hearts fangirl to boot, and is responsible for a lot of the content in those sections.
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Code Monkey
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Stepping into the breach where Spatvark left off, Flying Mullet became the main coder for EoFF. And verily did the people come to like him for not trying to eat their faces when content was submitted. Which served to
(eventually) annoy Spatvark into coming back. Between these two and Big Ogre Umaro, they've coded well over 75% of everything on the site. Mostly retired now, Flying Mullet still occasionally helps out on the site.
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(Still) Not Dead Yet
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He may not be dead yet, but we
(i.e. Spatvark) keep on trying! theundeadhero has contributed a lot of pages in the name of completing the sections for the earlier games in the series, as well as the FFVII and FFX bestiaries, and last but not least, providing us all with target practice. Spatvark swears he'll get him next time!
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Nag5
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crono_logical isn't actually part of the Site Staff, but he sure likes to stick his nose in and whine to us about all sorts of things. Every now and then he actually helps, too! Really though, we only keep him around since his constant heckling drowns out the sounds of Loony BoB and Roogle getting up to their usual
hi-jinks in the background. Though he does have a propensity for showing off his tongue...
The Proletariat
With a recent drop in the number of Site Staff, we enlisted five unfortunate souls to fill out the ranks, stuck them in a pit and proclaimed Site Staff Survivor 2007 had begun! Come November, some, all, or maybe even none will still be alive and join the ranks of the Site Staff proper (My money's on none, it's just more fun that way! - Spatvark).
Obsessed with lists, Mr. Burns seemed like a good choice at the time, but quickly fell within weeks of SSS '07 beginning. Responsible for the FFXII Weapons page, as well as many corrections and additions to the FFVII section, his sacrifice will not be in vain (
But it will be quickly forgotten! - Spatvark).
JKTrix has made the bold move of concentrating his efforts upon the upcoming Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles section. Which is really dumb, 'cause everyone hated that game, I swear. But whatever, free work for us, and someone had to do it!
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Squeeeeeeeal Piggy!~
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Renmiri's been bugging us to use her stuff on the site for ages now, so with the open positions, she finally gets to feed directly from the trough, as it were, and boy is she a messy eater. She's been a large help in the recoding of the site for the upcoming new design (The blue! It's coming back!), and has produced a few pages of original content as well.
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Overpriced Strumpet
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Attempting to muscle in on eternalshiva's image duties, rubah was quick to step up to the plate for SSS '07. She's also made a few tweaks to the base code of the site, completely outwitting Spatvark at the time (
Oh no she didn't! - Spatvark). She's been lurking around the Site Staff forum for months now, so it's about time we put her to work!
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Cunning Linguist
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He gave good talk, that's for sure! Vincent Valentine has been at EoFF for years and years, but has mostly flown under the radar for the last few years, until popping up his head and volunteering for this gore-soaked deathmatch, with promises of various articles and fresh content. Not much has actually materialised though...
Baloki - Along with Sepho, Baloki was instrumental in getting the site working properly after the redesign. Also the most banned member of Site Staff ever!
Samuraid - We love this guy. No, really. He's to thank for many of the nifty PHP features that are dotted around the site, making EoFF way cooler than it's ever been before.
Dr Unne - For the entire FF1 section. His
FFClassic site has moved on, but we still have his content! Mwahahahahaa!
Sepho - For his work on the front site template alongside Baloki, finally resulting in us being able to code pages to fit the new design properly.
Rinoabella - She is the lovely lady who wowed us all with the lovely site design you see on this very page!
Big Ogre Umaro - BOU was not only the original senior site staff guy who put up with us bugging him on a regular basis, but also did a lot of work for EoFF before most of the existing team knew EoFF even existed.
Seifer 007 - This guy wrote a freaking encyclopedia on FFVIII. No, really, he did. Check it out in the FFVIII section. Now that's classy!
Sir Krelian - For a massive chunk of the text in the FFVI section, some screenshots for the FFIX section, and most of all, an extremely revealing picture he once showed in chat *shudders*.
Robe and Wizard Hat
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Sure, Dr Unne seems like such a nice guy, but beneath that endearing façade, lies a peril so great, none dare to draw his attention! Instead, we leave him to his own thing with his site, FFClassic, which stepped in to devour our Final Fantasy I section. Just so long as we keep our distance and shout our praise for his ongoing endeavours, we might just live long enough to get some work done around here.
Kyono
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Gigglestick
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Whoa, who let this guy on staff? Kyono (who goes by DK nowadays) has been around for ages, and built up a reputation for being one of EoFF's most laid-back jokesters. But then, when times got tough, he volunteered to help out with news updates on the front site. And now, as one of two active news reporters, he's obviously proven himself to be an invaluable asset to the EoFF Staff. Best of all, he keeps us from taking ourselves too seriously.
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