A long time ago in a domain far, far away... It is a period of civil war. Rebel coders, striking from a hidden ftp server, have won their first victory against the evil Internet Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Face Raper, an armoured lookup array with enough power to destroy an entire page. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Baloki races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the internet...
The Empire
They who must be obeyed! These are the folks who are in charge over here at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Or at least, they claim to be.
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Papa Smurf
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Back in 1999, some snotty nosed teenager thought it'd be cool to go and create a forum about Final Fantasy. Unfortunately, it succeeded, and here we are today, still blaming this irresponsible git for it all! Of course, now that the site is flourishing and is a resounding success, he's gone and buggered off, fallen in love, and got married! Some people... *rolls eyes*
One of the two new owners of EoFF, WarrenW is the people-person of the duo, always with something to say. If only he'd stop flapping his lips, he might not get in the way quite so much. Someone needs to take a baseball bat to him already...
Lurking in cover of darkness, MichaelC is the second half of the partnership who now own EoFF. Whilst he doesn't seem to actually do anything, he's of Jewish stock, so he's probably holding the pursestrings clutched tightly to his chest.
The Dark Side
Many once were they, now one only stands. By the light shunned, to the dark go he, in shadows he remains...
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
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Darth Spattius, as he prefers to be called, has now taken sole control over the site staff, and with his terrifying mastery of face rape, is seeking to finally crush the Site Staff, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women. Though he'd settle for just that last one.
The Rebel Alliance
Banding together in the struggle against the Internet Empire, these brave rebels struggle daily with tying their shoelaces and remembering where they left the keys. So they're pretty much screwed.
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Warrior Princess
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In a time of ancient code, webhosts and domains... A site in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Baloki, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle. The power... the passion... the danger... Her courage will change the Internet.
And she does look quite fetching in those leather skirts.
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Code Monkey
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Stepping into the breach where Spatvark left off, Flying Mullet became the main coder for EoFF. And verily did the people come to like him for not trying to eat their faces when content was submitted. Which served to (
eventually) annoy Spatvark into coming back. Between these two and Big Ogre Umaro, they've coded well over 75% of everything on the site.
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Hand Solo
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Tavrobel is an annoying git. Never content to lie back and let others get on with their work, he just has to stick his nose in, offering unwarranted and unwanted advice, and spouting a never-ending stream of really crappy ideas. We only made him Site Staff to shut him the hell up. Not that it seems to be working...
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Savisu Droidu
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Nihonjin kawaii desu yo! Yes, it's that most dreaded of all internet geeks: the weeaboo. He means well, he really does, but that doesn't stop those around him from shuddering at his mere presence. At this he gives even Roogle someone to look down upon now.
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Olde One Kenobi
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Short, shrivelled and green, and incapable of speaking in proper sentences. Yup, it's obviously our latest addition to the news team! A thoroughly charming fellow, so long as you ignore his predilection for Japanese schoolgirls in their uniforms. Just the sight of a fuku, and his tentacles go all a-quiver! Momiji better watch out...
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Whore-a-licious!
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One of the most prolific news reporters we've had at EoFF, Azar is always quick to ferret out information to go up on the front site. In fact, he's
suspiciously fast. To what lengths does he go to get his info? Let's just say I have my theories, and leave it at that?
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Defunct Diva
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eternalshiva is our resident graphics guru, responsible for many of the images that adorn the site. She also used to create the game banners for the top of every FF section, and then along came Rinoabella and those images were selected for removal in favour of having one banner to rule them all, one banner to find them, one banner to bring them all and in the darkness ...remove them from the site permanently. Oh well. She's also a total Kingdom Hearts fangirl to boot, and is responsible for a lot of the content in those sections.
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Poll Dancer
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Roo, the Lecher Poodle, lived by the sea
And wallowed about in a morass of immoral depravity,
Little BoB Chocobo loved that pervert Roo,
And brought him girls and blow-up dolls for naughty things to do!
Oh, and he also has something to do with the site, though I have no idea what.
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(Still) Not Dead Yet
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He may not be dead yet, but we
(i.e. Spatvark) keep on trying! theundeadhero has contributed a lot of pages in the name of completing the sections for the earlier games in the series, as well as the FFVII and FFX bestiaries, and last but not least, providing us all with target practice. Spatvark swears he'll get him next time!
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Nag5
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crono_logical isn't actually part of the Site Staff, but he sure likes to stick his nose in and whine to us about all sorts of things. Every now and then he actually helps, too! Really though, we only keep him around since his constant heckling drowns out the sounds of Tama2 making with the tentacle action on Momiji. Though he does have a propensity for showing off his tongue...
Loony BoB - The guy everyone in Site Staff loves to hate, Loony BoB was the one who kept everyone organised and guided (
read: nagged) people into working on the site.
black orb - For the awesome banner that now adorns the site in the new(ish) design!
Samuraid - We love this guy. No, really. He's to thank for many of the nifty PHP features that are dotted around the site, making EoFF way cooler than it's ever been before.
Dr Unne - For the entire FF1 section. His
FFClassic site has moved on, but we still have his content! Mwahahahahaa!
Sepho - For his work on the front site template alongside Baloki, finally resulting in us being able to code pages to fit the new design properly.
Rinoabella - For her hard work on designing our previous but one design. Even if it was brown. You can still see a sample of in the EoFF 2.0 skin for the forums!
Big Ogre Umaro - BOU was not only the original senior site staff guy who put up with us bugging him on a regular basis, but also did a lot of work for EoFF before most of the existing team knew EoFF even existed.
Seifer 007 - This guy wrote a freaking encyclopedia on FFVIII. No, really, he did. Check it out in the FFVIII section. Now that's classy!
Sir Krelian - For a massive chunk of the text in the FFVI section, some screenshots for the FFIX section, and most of all, an extremely revealing picture he once showed in chat *shudders*.
Sakura Yume, Chimp, Killy, Scottie, Britt, Chewbacca, Kuja Highwind, Cheffie, Shoyku, Kalinda, Citizen Bleys, Strider, Heath, Bennator, Rainecloud, CloudDragon, Cloud_Strider, DK, Mr. Burns, JKTrix, Renmiri, rubah, Vincent Valentine, o_O.
